I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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