Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
that's an acceptable place to lick
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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