I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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