hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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