They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Also, beer. Big fan.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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