Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
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