thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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