When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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