We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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