I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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