haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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