erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I've blown a few things in my day
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
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