Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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