who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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