Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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