Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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