he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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