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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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