it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just pee around me
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
