butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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