When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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