haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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