bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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