no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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