woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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