YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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