it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
