Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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