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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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