Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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