haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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