He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
