ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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