it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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