Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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