marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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