Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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