I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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