I want to stick my p in your. b.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
