I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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