I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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