1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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