I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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