is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
You can't just leave with hair like that
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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