3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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