Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She even gives head with a lisp.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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