so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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