My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize
