windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
the raccoons are back...
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