Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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