why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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