i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
