What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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