You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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