She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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